HEADS OR TAILS? How do you decide on a college. When Rose couldn’t decide between Oberlin and Hampshire, we decided to employ the centuries-tested method of heads or tails. The verdict? Heads for Hampshire.

NOPE YOU DOPE As we drag out this party, I was unceremoniously denied chemo AGAIN because my lazy blood refuses to kick out enough white blood cells (this week’s score: 2.15, need a 3 to play). Home Dr. Chamberlain sent me with my sore feet, my old-lady hobble, my dry...