Almost 300 human fish swam from I-90 to Madison Park on Saturday to compete in Seattle’s Fat Salmon, where the winning swimmers get – wait for it – wait for it – wait for it – a salmon! The race stretches 3.2 miles along the shores from I-90 to Madison Park in water...

I’m not a big fan of the wedding. I much prefer funerals. They’re honest and much more interesting. So it was with no small amount of reluctance that I agreed to attend Trish Root and Stephen Johnson’s wedding. A) I didn’t know them. B) I was a “plus one.” C) Back to...

Abby asked me to check in on their hamster, Julio Montoya Ricardo III, while they were on vacation. I did. This is the text conversation that followed: Deirdre: Abby! I went right over when I got your message. Hamster is tot as a toenail. I’ll clean the cage....