Captain Kidd from Australia wowed with a spintastic/striptastic hula hoop act that won him this year’s Best Boylesque crown. Congrats Captain! We’ll ride your raft any time! Oh my! The Brown Girls Burlesque troupe from New York brought it with a can can...

Beautiful ones adding their own special dash of glamour to a world of watered-down-wear. (Pictured above: The Shanghai Pearl, Randi Rascal and Paul Philion, Wiggy Starddust, Emperoar Fabulous, Lowa de Boom Boom and Iva Handful, Iva and her fabulous Jamie von Stratton...

Paula and I went go-carting for the first time (La couldn’t participate – long skirt, no panties, resistant to do a cooch show – even in Vegas). I (Wah-Diddy) came in last. FAIL! And Paula (The Swedish Housewife) crashed into the guard rail and got...