STOLEN MOMENTS There was some vicious White Elephant competition this year. The coveted item seemed to be the Shake Weight. Rosie “won” it, but many of us took our turns with the lewd little thing trying to get rid of our Bingo flaps (“Bingo!”...

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, AUGUSTA! Tea and scones at The Wedding Haus in Leavenworth. It was so many kinds of kitsch and delish. But best of all, it was so many kinds of fun being part of the Chapman family. Tanks, guys!

Nature’s Way KIMMIE (on seeing a snow-covered apple tree outside our cabin): “I can’t believe that’s an apple tree. I was like, Wow, they went all out!”

Cross-country skiing at Sleeping Lady It was Dennis and Kim’s first time nordic skiing. They were great. But as with all new thrills, come a few spills. Covered in snow after her first or second tumble in the snow, Kimmie saw Dennis take a fall and had this to...