HALFTIME Well folks, as of today we are halfway through treatment in the fight to slay Mad Sara in Candyland. The latest MRI reveals that she has been weakened and reduced and broken apart. She’s not elbowing the rest of my brain anymore, squatting on real estate that...

HAPPY HO HO HO! It turns out, little sour surly Lucy is the world’s best photo bomber. Rosie, in a moment of disbelief seeing her present. Kathy and Moiselle, aka Dumb and Dumber! The Christmas Doodle. If we can’t have a White Christmas outside,...

YOU GOTTA CRACK A LOTTA NUTS And along the way, I’ve cracked plenty of ‘em, but this is one I’ve cracked every year for seven years, Land of the Sweets: The Burlesque Nutcracker. This was my first foray into the world without a wig or a hat or a...

TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL Hold up! Heaven on Earth exists and I just found out about it. I thought I had booked a massage with a mere mortal today. But no, it turns out an angel got loose, his name is Gil, and he is posing as a “massage therapist” – doling out light...