OKaaayyyy. We’ve hit that point in the trip where we’re sick of each other; we’re sick of being ripped off; we’re sick of being passed by cabs; we’re sick of being the big dumb foreigners; we’re sick of sore feet. The truth is, I...

Here is the “silk factory” designed to teach tourists how silk is made. And here is how silk is made: Step One: Boil the silk worm cocoons. Step Two: Open the cocoon (BONUS: You can eat the grubs inside!). Step Three: Spin the silk from the cocoon onto the...

Chumps. That’s what the tea house people saw when we walked in the door. After sweetly pouring us several different kinds of tea and explaining their health benefits (good for lady, good from man who drink and smoke, good for person who eat too much), we...

This is Jingshan Park, across from the Forbidden City. While we were snapping pictures of one of the world’s manmade wonders, the domestic tourists were snapping pictures of us. Which is really nice, because my feet were so beat up from all the walking, I had on...