KATHY: Look what happens when you get old. This is just terrible. D-D: Are you talking about your face? KATHY: Oh, you turd!

LIBBY: OK Jack, I need three ounces of this cheese and this is .35 pounds, so multiply 16 by 35 percent. What percentage makes three ounces? JACK: Just put half of it in. You can’t over-cheese something: LAURA: Unless it’s a Broadway...

Podnah’s for reals Mia, Tim and Finnian this weekend during brunch at Podnah’s, one of Jack’s fave BBQ spots on the West Coast. For brunch, great catfish, chicken fried steak, brisket (is there no end?) and chorizo tacos.  And for anybody keeping...

Mia’s Torch & Twang at Tony Starlight’s this weekend in Portland D-D (watching the band): They’re so connected and tight and playing off each other. It’s like watching four guys have sex.  JACK: No. No. It’s not like that! Why do you...