Last night, holiday buskers dropped by Steve Gilbert’s sexy new Greenwood pizza joint, Cornudo. Loved the spirit! Oh, and if you happen to drop by (fresh homemade meatballs, gorgeous pizza, and an amazing bartender), make sure to go to the coffee shop next door...

KIMMIE: How do you get to Vashon? D-D: You take a ferry. KATHY: I love fairies. The don’t get in fist fights and they have such good taste.

Visting Fred at Covenant Shores, his niece, Kimmie, had a stomach ache. Fred’s words of comfort? “You’re lucky you’re not me, Kim. When my stomach hurts, it’s like the world hurts.”

D-D: Did you ever think you’d live to see a great-grandson? FRED: No. Not only did I think I wouldn’t live to see him, but he’s the cutest kid to come down the pike in a long time. D-D: What was it like meeting River? FRED: Great. D-D: What was great...

FRED: Honey, I’d like to … I’d like to … I’d like to … D-D: What would you like to do? FRED: I’d like to put all the pornoists in jail. D-D: Some already are. FRED: Good. And behead the bastards. D-D: OK. I’ll look...

FRED: Hello Desiree. D-D: Hi Dad. FRED: I’m calling from a satellite on Earth. D-D: Well, hello!