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SUNDAY TIMES Jack’s on the front page of The Seattle Times today! It’s a story about techies shifting gears and opening restaurants. Join us for New Year’s Eve for prime rib and champagne!!! (Make sure to make a ressie!)

SMACKDOWN! Lucy ran under a moving car today. Squealed when she hit a tire. Walked back to the house, went inside … and ate. See tire marks! (She’s fine. Sleeping now with Shirley.)