OK, so … I have this fear. I have many fears, but right this second, I’m thinking about this fear. 

And that is, that I end this whole ordeal looking like a featherless chicken who’s gone off the deep end. 

I mean, we know I’ve already gone off the deep end. But, we don’t know that I might not fly the coop in a lawless featherless flurry, roosting on some bar stool while pecking people and clucking, “Try the fries! Try the fries! Bak-bak-bak-bak-bak!”


No. Not right. 

Just wrong. So beautifully wrong.

Chicken photos by so Tim Flach; D-D photos by D-D; digital collage by lovely cousin Adabel Allen.

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