Decompressing in Portlandia…

While having dinner at Clyde Commons, we asked the waiter where the lamb on the menu was farmed. He assured us at an all-organic farm just south of Portland. We asked if the baby lamb was allowed to play with the other baby lambs on said farm. He assured us that it was allowed to play with its baby lamb friends. Then we asked what was the name of the particular baby lamb that we would be eating that evening.

He said, “Now that’s just belittling."