EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CONVERSION THERAPY
AUGUSTA: Tessa and I just watched a movie called, “But I’m a Cheerleader.” It’s about a girl going to a conversion therapy camp and she falls in love with a dyke-y butch girl.
JACK: The gays should start a conversion therapy camp for the heteros.
AUGUSTA: They do. It’s called theater camp.
Pictured above: Augusta and Rose.