FASHION RIOT

Get out your body armor and your heels and meet us at Jamie Von Stratton’s Fashion Riot at 6 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 26 at Teatro ZinZanni.

Seattle designers J. Von Stratton Designs, Pretty Parlor, Jonquil & Mr Black, Misty Greer and Devonation Haute Couture will bring big looks with humorous hooks to the catwalk. Host Robbie Turner will host the bevy of beauties (including ours truly, Miss Rosemary) who will strut with swank, swagger and style. And because this is a mod marriage between ZinZanni and J. Von Stratton Designs, there will be burlesque (Kitten N’ Lou); there will be boylesque (Russell Bruner); there will be aerial (Ariana Lallone); and there will be many celebrity models (El Vez, Ruby Mimosa and Inga Ingenue to name a few).

That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

Tickets are $25. I think it’s almost sold out, so if you want to go, order tickets here now.

Pictured above: Jamie Von Stratton from her show last year and one of her models – oh, wait, that’s Rose, how did that happen? – in a blue dress/nightie (?) and a wedding dress from last year’s show.