Hello Solstice Booty!

Hundreds of naked cyclists took to the Fremont Solstice Parade, and really, it is the highlight of the parade. I want to do it next year. It is just that funny. 

We decided the top bum in this photoset looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss ditty. To that end, I’ve written a little ditty meself, in honor of furry red-bummed man. 

Red Fur

Little bum, big bum – what have you done?

I’ve ridden a bike in the Seattle sun.

Little bum, big bum – why natural and nude?

With so many naked, my clothes just seemed rude.

Little bum, big bum – why so hairy and red?

“It’s better than nothin’,” my Ma always said.

Little bum, big bum – will you shave it tonight?

Don’t box me in baby, red fur is my right!

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