Hello Solstice Booty!
Hundreds of naked cyclists took to the Fremont Solstice Parade, and really, it is the highlight of the parade. I want to do it next year. It is just that funny.
We decided the top bum in this photoset looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss ditty. To that end, I’ve written a little ditty meself, in honor of furry red-bummed man.
Little bum, big bum – what have you done?
I’ve ridden a bike in the Seattle sun.
Little bum, big bum – why natural and nude?
With so many naked, my clothes just seemed rude.
Little bum, big bum – why so hairy and red?
“It’s better than nothin’,” my Ma always said.
Little bum, big bum – will you shave it tonight?
Don’t box me in baby, red fur is my right!