Home all of 10 hours and this is what Rose overhears on the bus. 

WOMAN 1 (to old lady sitting next to her): Have you seen Twilight?

WOMAN 2: No I haven’t.

WOMAN 1: I’m going to Forks. That’s where Twilight was shot. Vampires and werewolves live there.

WOMAN 2: I don’t believe in vampires and werewolves, but I believe in evils.

WOMAN 1: The werewolves are Native Americans. I have a werewolf boyfriend in Forks. We have two kids together. 

Ow-woooooooohhhhhh!

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