JACK (watching Paul on guitar at Mia’s Torch and Twang show this weekend in Portland after drinking a few ti many martoonis): This guy on the guitar’s really good. He’s a no-good likable no-good son’ bitch, but he’s really good … This guy’s amazing. I swear, I couldn’t did that – even if I was on my period … I think we should go to the beach tonight and go swimming. I’ll be at the hotel. But you should go … I love love watching this guy with the steel guitar. He’s such an artist. He’s crazy kill … This guy is really, I think he’s really good. Maybe I don’t know anything about the genre, dammit … Can I pee myself?  

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