Hey Everybody! Mercury and I are having a tea party with our bestest friends. Wanna join? We have cookies and cream and all kinds of tasty treats. Sandy already lost her panties and Karla’s in the corner crying!!!

Decompressing in Portlandia… While having dinner at Clyde Commons, we asked the waiter where the lamb on the menu was farmed. He assured us at an all-organic farm just south of Portland. We asked if the baby lamb was allowed to play with the other baby lambs on...

Jack at STP’s beer garden: “Yeah, I’m into gardening. Beer gardening. And it’s harvest time!”

Things you overhear on the Seattle to Portland (STP) bike ride (200 miles in two days): “Do you want to put some butt butter on?” “You must be drinking well, because you’re peeing well!” And this nuggget from Jack: “This has been a...