D-D: I lost my white coat. Have you seen it? JACK: Why don’t you just blame it on Rosie?  MICHAEL: I lost my shoes the other day. I almost called Rose to see if she had them.  JACK: Yeah, Romney called last week and asked Rose where she put his...

JACK: You wanna grab a martini? D-D: Nah. I look horrible. Oh wait…I have makeup in my purse. I can go in looking bad and walk out looking beautiful. JACK: That’s how you always are when I have a martini.

GET YOUR Q ON! Seattle, meet Jack’s meat Jack invited BBQ devotees (plenty of whom were Texas transplants), to his inaugural Seattle Brisket Experience this month and what do you know? He sold out his event in 24 hours. No pressure there. Excitement mingled with...

LIFE IS A CABARET How fitting that my all-time favorite musical was Rose’s first foray into live theater! The cast was great, yeah, whatever. All those kids singing and dancing and basically showboating their talents like, “Look at me! Look at me!” I...