A TRIP TO HALLOWEEN TOWN I love the macabre. I love the sexy. I love the dressing up. Which means … I love the Halloween. And at The Triple Door for the seventh year in a row, the Can Can Castaways are prettying up their pale, ragged, damaged, frightening selves in...

A CASE OF BAD GAS Brain Fart Number 2 I’ve never been any good at telling jokes. No. That’s not quite right. What I should say is: I am REALLY good at ruining jokes. I mangle the setup. I forget the punchline or I tell it too soon or I just get it wrong. My most...

A CASE OF BAD GAS Brain Fart Number 1 Oh, the things I do these days. They are laugh-out-loud funny and shocking in revealing just how kittywampus my brain is. So, I thought I’d just start sharing. Here’s one story (more to come): Today, I noticed my breasts were...

ORANGE YOU ASHAMED?! We received our veggie and fruit delivery today. When Ada lifted the lid, this is what she found.