THAT HAPPENED

While divorce rates are allegedly falling in America, they’re certainly not falling my way. Jack, my husband of almost 29 years, has filed for divorce. I won’t go into the details (now), but suffice it to say that this single piece of paper was the fetid frosting on a...

OVER-BEARING PRESENCE

I give up. When did Seattle start allowing bears into the city? I have twice been assaulted while shopping for rain boots and bath salts and both times I bear-ly escaped. I mean, I’ve even seen them in Bellevue Maul pretending to be in a taxidermy display before...

THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS

  Seattle skies are wearing their familiar gray cloak today. As the fecund clouds tire of the their tears, they release to the spring. The solar deities join the dance, waking the verdant soil from its pitiless darkness and beckoning the flora to escape its loamy...

I’M BAAAACKBigger, better and darker than ever! I’ve missed you dear Tumblr and I’m ready to ride on your tracks once again. Buckle your seat belts, we’re in for a bumpy ride!

You may hate me for this, but …CONGRATS! You’ve been chosen It’s time to TransformChoose to surrender (it’s not a weakness)Become a Master— pay off your mortgage in 17 days— Deal with stress— Discover what’s new— Go Eco— Lose weight with this one trick (A 300-pound...