I give up.
When did Seattle start allowing bears into the city? I have twice been assaulted while shopping for rain boots and bath salts and both times I bear-ly escaped. I mean, I’ve even seen them in Bellevue Maul pretending to be in a taxidermy display before jumping on an unsuspecting shopper at REI. And the staff does NOTHING! They just turn a blind eye and hand you the next size up in a fleece pullover. The situation is grizzly.
It’s like you can’t even shop for your next meal for fear of being the next meal.