A TRIP TO HALLOWEEN TOWN I love the macabre. I love the sexy. I love the dressing up. Which means … I love the Halloween. And at The Triple Door for the seventh year in a row, the Can Can Castaways are prettying up their pale, ragged, damaged, frightening selves in...

A CASE OF BAD GAS Brain Fart Number 2 I’ve never been any good at telling jokes. No. That’s not quite right. What I should say is: I am REALLY good at ruining jokes. I mangle the setup. I forget the punchline or I tell it too soon or I just get it wrong. My most...

A CASE OF BAD GAS Brain Fart Number 1 Oh, the things I do these days. They are laugh-out-loud funny and shocking in revealing just how kittywampus my brain is. So, I thought I’d just start sharing. Here’s one story (more to come): Today, I noticed my breasts were...

ORANGE YOU ASHAMED?! We received our veggie and fruit delivery today. When Ada lifted the lid, this is what she found. 

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY RIVER! Now officially in his terrible twos, our little naughty love bucket was dolling out kisses akimbo today at his birthday brunch.