SO PROUD Kimmie, we are so happy for you.  Not only did you complete the Nursing Assistant Certified program at Shoreline yesterday, but you did it with straight A’s. It was clear last night that the teachers and deans believe in you by asking you to be one of...

I told them, “Do that and your face will stick.” Did they listen to me? No. Now see who’s laughing!

KATHY: What is that they’re wearing on their heads? D-D: That’s a hajib. KATHY: Oh how awful. (pause) But it would be damn convenient for my hair. 

KATHY: How are your parents? D-D: Well, you’re my mother. KATHY: So, how are your parents? D-D: Well, you’re my mother, so you’re my parent. How are you? KATHY: Wait, you’re mine? D-D: I’m your daughter, Deirdre KATHY: Oh, how...