by Deirdre Timmons | Sep 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
Here’s a joke from Fred’s childhood (Kaisers, Frazers, and Tuckers, by the way, were all high-concept cars in the ‘40s): “Get her a Kaiser, and you’ll surprise her. Get her a Frazer, and you’ll amaze her. Ah, hell, just get her a...
by Deirdre Timmons | Sep 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
KATHY: I’ll tell you, it’s dicey having a baby. But you were easy. You were like having a big fart.
by Deirdre Timmons | Sep 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
FRED: Arthur has my blanket. KATHY: Thank god he doesn’t have your nose. FRED: He has D-D’s nose. KATHY: That’s not true. Or nice. D-D has a much bigger nose.
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 25, 2011 | Uncategorized
Almost 300 human fish swam from I-90 to Madison Park on Saturday to compete in Seattle’s Fat Salmon, where the winning swimmers get – wait for it – wait for it – wait for it – a salmon! The race stretches 3.2 miles along the shores from I-90 to Madison Park in water...
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 25, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’m not a big fan of the wedding. I much prefer funerals. They’re honest and much more interesting. So it was with no small amount of reluctance that I agreed to attend Trish Root and Stephen Johnson’s wedding. A) I didn’t know them. B) I was a “plus one.” C) Back to...
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 18, 2011 | Uncategorized
Cars cars cars at the Vashon Island Strawberry Festival this weekend!
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