After Thai lunch with Kathy and Fred today: 

D-D: “Mom, your fortune says: ‘There will be true and sincere friendship between you both.’”

Kathy: “Between who both? Between me and me?”

D-D: “I guess. Dad, where’s your fortune?”

Fred: “I don’t know. I think I ate it.” (he did)

Kathy: “That’s alright. I’ll fish it out of the toilet later.”

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