by Deirdre Timmons | May 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
Kathy and Fred are applying to live in a Christian retirement community. Only catch is, they’re passionate Atheists. How to write that, without lying, but sounding like suitable tenants … What is attractive to you about living in a Christian retirement...
by Deirdre Timmons | May 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
Your daily yodel. You’re welcome.
by Deirdre Timmons | May 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
After Thai lunch with Kathy and Fred today: D-D: “Mom, your fortune says: ‘There will be true and sincere friendship between you both.’” Kathy: “Between who both? Between me and me?” D-D: “I guess. Dad, where’s your...
by Deirdre Timmons | May 9, 2011 | Uncategorized
My mother Kathy has a long-standing joke. I call her on the phone. She says, “Who’s this?” I say, “It’s your daughter.” She says, “I don’t have a daughter.” Same thing when I show up at the front door. “Who’s there?” “Your daughter.” “I don’t have a daughter.” She’s...
by Deirdre Timmons | May 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
No time to be shy for Beef Jerkey, Bushwhacker and Ben FreakNasty. The eye-squintingly fantastic Day-Glo trio decked out in their finest ‘80s workout gear last night on Capitol Hill and headed to Bobby Dookock’s 26th birthday. Happy birthday...
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