Mia’s Torch & Twang at Tony Starlight’s this weekend in Portland D-D (watching the band): They’re so connected and tight and playing off each other. It’s like watching four guys have sex.  JACK: No. No. It’s not like that! Why do you...

JACK (watching Paul on guitar at Mia’s Torch and Twang show this weekend in Portland after drinking a few ti many martoonis): This guy on the guitar’s really good. He’s a no-good likable no-good son’ bitch, but he’s really good …...

Heading to Portland to see Mia in Torch and Twang tonight. In Portland, everything’s natural and wholesome and earnest and good, even the ketchup.