SCORCHED EARTH After feeling pretty smug about the fact that Mini-Me had not traveled down me spine, the medical world managed to slam me back to the Land of Devastation and Despair. We met with UW’s tumor team. Dr. Rostomily, a big teddy bear of a neurosurgeon, who...

I LIKE TO SWALLOW Ever had an MRI? God they’re fun. They stuff you in a narrow white tube like ground lamb in pig intestines. You are a high-tech human sausage. You must lie perfectly still while the machine photographs whichever organ is giving you fits. It bangs and...

CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP?! That was the irritated request we received at the Jack in the Box drive-through when Saul tried to order two chicken meals and a cheeseburger with his alien accent.  “What? I’m sorry. I don’t understand you. Can you …...

THIS IS SPINAL TAP Today’s excitement included more blood tests, a catscan and a (wait for it, wait for it) a lumbar puncture. Jealous much?  Actually, it was no bigs. They put me in the fetal position and drained some spinal fluid out of my spine to see if...

Ray of Hope Enter Sheldon Z. Goldberg. He is an oncologist. He is from Brooklyn. His glasses are smudgy and his pale blue eyes dart up toward the ceiling when he talks. He’s confused by my little friend in my brain. But everyone is. And I like him. I paraphrase,...