D-D: Mom, I have some news for you. It’s kinda sad. Do you want to hear it? KATHY: Yes.  D-D: OK. I’ve been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer.  KATHY: (crying) Why couldn’t they take some dumbshit like me? See why I don’t believe in a god?...

“SHORT STRAW” After catscans, blood tests, x-rays and numerous MRIs, my little team of befuddled doctors decided to go to the source (my brain) to figure out why the hell I’m so dizzy, spaced out, tired and fabulously thin. So on June 27, Dr....

KATHY: How are you? You look great. Have you lost weight? D-D: Yeah, I’ve lost about 30 pounds. KATHY: How’d you do that?  D-D: I’ve been sick. Kinda dizzy and no appetite. KATHY: What do you have? D-D: We don’t know. Doctors are trying to...

Decompressing on Vashon! Thanks Abs for the nice … what … escape?! That place is some kind of magical removal from the world’s hullaballoo.  It’s the next best thing to Boogie Nights.  No. Wait. Whaaaaaa???? (sorry, watching Boogie Nights now...

SBX6! Ah. Mah. Gahd. ‘Twas so good. In celebration of America’s birthday (it’s 237 years says our British friend, Saul, who keeps track of these details), we did a vomitously American pop-up at the Capitol Hill Chinese restaurant Chungees (and,...