SURVIVAL UP NORTH Electricity went out at home. Rose was alone. Fortunately, Mommy was there to help her weather Disaster 2013. ROSE: We lost power! ME: Did u look under your bed? ROSE: Dork ME: I are not a dork! ROSE: It’s probs gonna be out for a while, at...

TEXAS TOURING II More of the beauty that is Central Texas. Top photo: Dome at The Driskill in Austin. First row: Past customers at Smitty’s in Lockhart; the fire pit at Smitty’s; Carnegie Library in Bryan. Second row: Menu board at Kreuz Market in...

CENTRAL TEXAS TOURING I I had no idea. I’ve been coming to Texas half my life – but until yesterday – I did not know about the meticulously-groomed, lush countryside of Central Texas, which is filled with rolling hills, grand ranches, warm people,...

SPREADIN’ THE WORD It took a one-ton diesel truck and one tenacious David Berry to drag Leroi from Conroe to College Station, Texas, where the professors of the Texas A&M Meat Sciences Department gave Jack’s new beloved 13,500-pound steel off-set smoker...

NOT A RESTAURANT I attended my first barbecue class yesterday at Texas A&M Meat Sciences Department. Because who’s a brisket bitch? I’M A BRISKET BITCH! Now, I always thought that BBQ was when you flip meat stuff on a grill in your back yard while you drink beer...