WILLIAM PARKER SIEWERTBorn February 17, 2014 It’s no surprise that one of the newest people on Earth, Master William Parker Siewert, born yesterday at a robust 8.9 pounds in Brooklyn, NY, is a wailer. Not exactly the son of shy, retiring or bashful parents, Julyne and...

PUCKER MOMENT Heading up River Run in chilly Sun Valley gondola. Jack, from Texas, doesn’t love heights. “Do you know how much it would hurt if we fell?! Jesus f*ck I hate this! This is a serious pucker moment!”

NO CHEMO FOR YOU! I went in for my chemo cocktail yesterday. DENIED! OK. Here we go with the next lesson from Deirdre’s Book of Wimbly-Wambly Candyland Science. (NB: You can quote it at parties, but DO NOT quote it in front of doctors, nurses, medical students, health...

SMOKIN’ HOTThere’s no business like snow business I told y’all a couple of weeks ago that Jack posted tickets for Seattle Brisket Experience 9 (SBX9) and tickets quickly sold out. After fielding more than a few frustrated complaints, Jack posted another brisket...