La-La and I left Seattle today to hit the Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. From lush to tush, from cold to bold, from green to gleem!

Kathy and Fred are applying to live in a Christian retirement community. Only catch is, they’re passionate Atheists. How to write that, without lying, but sounding like suitable tenants … What is attractive to you about living in a Christian retirement...

After Thai lunch with Kathy and Fred today:  D-D: “Mom, your fortune says: ‘There will be true and sincere friendship between you both.’” Kathy: “Between who both? Between me and me?” D-D: “I guess. Dad, where’s your...

My mother Kathy has a long-standing joke. I call her on the phone. She says, “Who’s this?”  I say, “It’s your daughter.” She says, “I don’t have a daughter.” Same thing when I show up at the front door. “Who’s there?” “Your daughter.” “I don’t have a daughter.” She’s...