by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 17, 2013 | Uncategorized
BRAIN CANDY We are no longer calling the presence of Mini-Me as Brain Cancer. We are now calling her Brain Candy, because it’s much more fun. Brain Cancer just has a nasty ring to it, but when you tell someone at a party that you have Brain Candy, they...
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 15, 2013 | Uncategorized
SCORCHED EARTH After feeling pretty smug about the fact that Mini-Me had not traveled down me spine, the medical world managed to slam me back to the Land of Devastation and Despair. We met with UW’s tumor team. Dr. Rostomily, a big teddy bear of a neurosurgeon, who...
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
I LIKE TO SWALLOW Ever had an MRI? God they’re fun. They stuff you in a narrow white tube like ground lamb in pig intestines. You are a high-tech human sausage. You must lie perfectly still while the machine photographs whichever organ is giving you fits. It bangs and...
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP?! That was the irritated request we received at the Jack in the Box drive-through when Saul tried to order two chicken meals and a cheeseburger with his alien accent. “What? I’m sorry. I don’t understand you. Can you …...
by Deirdre Timmons | Jul 9, 2013 | Uncategorized
THIS IS SPINAL TAP Today’s excitement included more blood tests, a catscan and a (wait for it, wait for it) a lumbar puncture. Jealous much? Actually, it was no bigs. They put me in the fetal position and drained some spinal fluid out of my spine to see if...
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