DEATH BECOMES HER KATHY: It’s very odd to think you’re gonna die soon. D-D: Does it scare you?  KATHY: No, unless somebody EATS ME! D-D: You do look pretty good. KATHY: I’ve never seen anybody die. D-D: As a nurse, you never saw anyone die?  KATHY:...

KATHY: What does that say? “Wag Wig”? D-D: It says, “Walgreen’s.” KATHY: Oh. Walgreen’s. When are they going to learn how to spell Wag Wig?

STOLEN MOMENTS There was some vicious White Elephant competition this year. The coveted item seemed to be the Shake Weight. Rosie “won” it, but many of us took our turns with the lewd little thing trying to get rid of our Bingo flaps (“Bingo!”...

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, AUGUSTA! Tea and scones at The Wedding Haus in Leavenworth. It was so many kinds of kitsch and delish. But best of all, it was so many kinds of fun being part of the Chapman family. Tanks, guys!

Nature’s Way KIMMIE (on seeing a snow-covered apple tree outside our cabin): “I can’t believe that’s an apple tree. I was like, Wow, they went all out!”