Kathy and Fred are applying to live in a Christian retirement community. Only catch is, they’re passionate Atheists. How to write that, without lying, but sounding like suitable tenants … What is attractive to you about living in a Christian retirement...

After Thai lunch with Kathy and Fred today:  D-D: “Mom, your fortune says: ‘There will be true and sincere friendship between you both.’” Kathy: “Between who both? Between me and me?” D-D: “I guess. Dad, where’s your...

My mother Kathy has a long-standing joke. I call her on the phone. She says, “Who’s this?”  I say, “It’s your daughter.” She says, “I don’t have a daughter.” Same thing when I show up at the front door. “Who’s there?” “Your daughter.” “I don’t have a daughter.” She’s...

No time to be shy for Beef Jerkey, Bushwhacker and Ben FreakNasty. The eye-squintingly fantastic Day-Glo trio decked out in their finest ‘80s workout gear last night on Capitol Hill and headed to Bobby Dookock’s 26th birthday. Happy birthday...

You know me loves me some burlesque. So when we had the chance to sneak backstage at the THAW Annual Spring Fashion Show to catch a pre-glimpse of the fabulous fashions by Mark Mitchell and Danial Webster, vee did not hezeetate. Pictured above are Miss Indigo Blue,...