Ten fun things about visiting Mom in the nursing home 1) You can fart and just look around like, “Alright, who cut the cheese?” 2) You can sing off key and mess up all the lyrics and nobody will notice. 3) You can fall asleep in your chair while watching TV or having...

BIDDING FAREWELL After 37 years of Allen World Dominance, 5060 90th Ave S.E. is ready for its next rulers. Can’t wait to see who will inhabit our home on the hillside! Check out the listing at Windermere.  

FINISH THIS SENTENCE … Sitting with Kathy during game time at her care home, I could not wake Kathy from a deep ger-schnoozle. Then, our cruise director Kat said: “Finish this sentence: If you can’t stand the heat ….” Kathy lifted her head and yelled out, “… Turn on...

PROM! Rose, Gusta and Samantha spun vintage records while coiffing their hair, plumping their lashes and slipping into elegant couture on Saturday night as we parents crashed the scene, teared up, hugged one another, and took pictures. Hadley, Tessa and Gabe joined...

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CONVERSION THERAPY AUGUSTA: Tessa and I just watched a movie called, “But I’m a Cheerleader.” It’s about a girl going to a conversion therapy camp and she falls in love with a dyke-y butch girl.JACK: The gays should start a conversion therapy camp...