Smoove sailing Happy birthday to Chris and River! We had an early birthday celebration with a little boat tour on Lake Union. Beeooteefull! 

Zoorific! After bragging to Jane about how great our zoo is, we arrived there and she’s all, “Wow. It’s so small. The San Diego Zoo takes up a whole mountain."  Whoops! Forgot she’s near one of the world’s better zoos. And...

A day in the life KATHY (to River): I’m not gonna pick you up, you ugly little thing. … You’re a snoopy little shit. I’m gonna flush you down the toilet. (River keeps playing around Kathy’s chair, totally not listening to her.) …...

Jack’s inaugural smoke out! After blanketing half of Madrona in post-oak burnoff (it’s a kind of wood from Central Texas, “post oak,” hello, did you not know this?), we had dem neighbors and dem friends and dem family over for dem BBQ and it...