TAKE NO PRISONERS “It’s best to visualize this as war. Take no prisoners. Kill all enemies.” So recommends my Wild Wild West sheriff, Dr. Chamberlain. “This is something we can try to fight.” Try, I’m thinking. Try? “How do you feel?” asks Jack, after the appointment,...

CHICKEN-FRIED CHICKEN OK, so … I have this fear. I have many fears, but right this second, I’m thinking about this fear.  And that is, that I end this whole ordeal looking like a featherless chicken who’s gone off the deep end.  I mean, we know...

SMOOTH TALKIN’ Um, we’re not calling my smoothies “smoothies” anymore. They’re so pumped full of chard and broccoli and garlic and leeks and wheatgrass and mud and bile and shards of glass that we’re now calling them...