CHICKEN-FRIED CHICKEN OK, so … I have this fear. I have many fears, but right this second, I’m thinking about this fear.  And that is, that I end this whole ordeal looking like a featherless chicken who’s gone off the deep end.  I mean, we know...

SMOOTH TALKIN’ Um, we’re not calling my smoothies “smoothies” anymore. They’re so pumped full of chard and broccoli and garlic and leeks and wheatgrass and mud and bile and shards of glass that we’re now calling them...

DANIEL: I was surprised Rosemary went to England. D-D: Well, she wasn’t when we thought I was gonna be dead in a month. DANIEL: You mean you’ve got more than a month to live? Fuck! Then I’ve gotta go. I’ve got things to do!...

THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS OR, THE STRANGENESS OF KINDS In Candyland, everyone’s so sweet. I mean … everyone. The generosity of spirit I’ve experienced is just beyond anything I would have expected, predicted or anticipated. But guys, here’s the fun part. People – you...

AN EXTRAVAGANZA OF WEDDING ELEGANZA The Honorable Father Moon officiated Susanna and Ricki’s (Kitten La Rue and Lou Henry Hoover) wedding last weekend at a celebration that included family and friends from the burlesque, drag and family worlds. It was my first gay...